my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via givingblowjobs)

 29725
22 Apr 14 at 11 pm
tags: fm 

noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

(via reginaa-phalange)

 120541
22 Apr 14 at 3 am

i shouldnt be laughing this hard

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor, via wtfjustinn)

i shouldnt be laughing this hard
 447494
22 Apr 14 at 2 am
tags: 5 

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(Source: snarg, via outlasts)

digimoron:

SO I WAS GETTING ON THE BUS TODAY AND TO GUIDE MYSELF I GRAB THE SEATS BUT I MISSED AND GRABBED THE TOP OF THIS LIL MIDDLE SCHOOLERS HEAD LIKE A CLAW MACHINE

HE CRIED

(via itsb4tman)

 890327
22 Apr 14 at 12 am

b-abymama:

fruitsgarden:

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

tumblr users in one photo folks

(Source: buzzfeed, via fiveoneandahalf)

tags: fm  cz  coco  tammy 
 130920
22 Apr 14 at 12 am

(Source: floozys, via itsb4tman)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via givingblowjobs)

 420824
22 Apr 14 at 12 am

thesassyblacknerd:

tarynel:

l20music:

Shes a keeper. Lol

His face! Lol

Steve Harvey is useful for one thing…. Great reaction gifs.

(Source: mattsgifs, via logeezus)

tags: cz 
 4275
22 Apr 14 at 12 am

(Source: sexandmanhattan, via sle4zy)

tags: poo